Zkittlez Marijuana Strain: 7 Wins + Dope Fruit Flavor

Zkittlez Marijuana Strain: 7 Wins + Dope Fruit Flavor

Yo, what’s poppin’ fam? Today I’m gonna hit y’all up with a dope review of the Zkittlez Marijuana Strain. If you into that sour and uplifting vibe, then this strain is gonna be your jam, no doubt.

So this strain is a hybrid, right? It’s been mixed with that Grapefruit cannabis strain and the Grape Ape strain. And let me tell you, both of these parents bring some serious fruity flavor to the table. This bud is like a fruit salad in your mouth, man.

Now, sometimes this strain comes out as more of an Indica variant. But don’t trip, … Read more “Zkittlez Marijuana Strain: 7 Wins + Dope Fruit Flavor”

Mastercard Cracking Down on Mary Jane Buys: Dopest Blessing for the Bud Biz?

Mastercard Cracking Down on Mary Jane Buys: Dopest Blessing for the Bud Biz?

Yo, listen up! This article is all about Mastercard, the big boss in payment processing, straight up blocking PIN-based debit card transactions for buying weed. It’s a real bummer for the regulated cannabis industry, man, ’cause they already got limited payment options for their customers.

According to the peeps at Bloomberg, Mastercard, the second-largest payment solutions provider in the world, sent a message to banks and payment processors saying they gotta stop processing debit card purchases for that dank. And why? Well, it’s ’cause of those strict federal regulations that keep banks from dealing with marijuana businesses, even if they’re … Read more “Mastercard Cracking Down on Mary Jane Buys: Dopest Blessing for the Bud Biz?”

Hulk Hogan, 70, Dumps Pills and Booze for CBD

Hulk Hogan, 70, Dumps Pills and Booze for CBD

Yo, check it out! Hulk Hogan, real name Terry Gene Bollea, is straight up done with painkillers and alcohol. Homeboy is swapping those two vices for CBD, which is being studied for its role in battling addiction. This legend in professional wrestling has gone through 25 surgeries during his career, and doctors had him hooked on opioids like it was no biggie. But Hogan ain’t no fool, he realized he was taking them even when he didn’t need ’em no more.

Now, my man is 70 years old and he spilled the tea on how opioids and alcohol messed with … Read more “Hulk Hogan, 70, Dumps Pills and Booze for CBD”

What’s the Deal with AdvisorShares Cannabis ETF Getting Shut Down? Is the Weed Industry Taking a Hit or What?

What’s the Deal with AdvisorShares Cannabis ETF Getting Shut Down? Is the Weed Industry Taking a Hit or What?

Yo, peeps! Check it out, the cannabis game is takin’ some major L’s, man. Not only are retail and cultivation operators feelin’ the burn, but even the investors in the industry are jumpin’ ship. I’m talkin’ about a big-time cannabis exchange-traded fund, fam. This fund called Poseidon Dynamic Cannabis ETF is straight up closin’ shop less than two years after it launched. Talk about a downer, right?

According to CNBC, AdvisorShares, the biggest manager of cannabis funds, just announced that this Poseidon Dynamic Cannabis ETF is gonna stop tradin’ on August 25. They’re liquidatin’ their assets and payin’ out shareholders … Read more “What’s the Deal with AdvisorShares Cannabis ETF Getting Shut Down? Is the Weed Industry Taking a Hit or What?”

Supa Silva Haze Strain 2023 Review – (Ya Better Not Sleep on This)

Supa Silva Haze Strain 2023 Review – (Ya Better Not Sleep on This)

Yo, check it, my peeps! If you’re lookin’ for that fire cannabis strain, then you gotta get hip to the Super Silver Haze Strain. This strain is straight-up famous all around the world, and it’s a favorite of the folks at High Times.

Let me tell you why this strain is so dank. First off, it’s got that ultimate high that’ll keep you lifted all day long if you puff on it in the mornin’. It’s the perfect strain for all you functional stoners out there who wanna stay lit and get those medical benefits at the same damn time. … Read more “Supa Silva Haze Strain 2023 Review – (Ya Better Not Sleep on This)”

Yo, Your Green is Straight Vintage, But Maybe That’s Some Fire Sh*t

Yo, Your Green is Straight Vintage, But Maybe That’s Some Fire Sh*t

Yo, so I went to this dope event at a lit dispensary and consumption lounge in West Hollywood not too long ago. I copped three jars of fire flower, each one a strain that’s my current favorite and that I’ve smoked a million times before. I was hyped to show off to my homies and coworkers what I was about to roll up.

But damn, when I opened the first jar and took a whiff, I had to close that shit up real quick. The nugs were straight up dead and lifeless, with no smell or flavor. I thought maybe … Read more “Yo, Your Green is Straight Vintage, But Maybe That’s Some Fire Sh*t”

OK Sheriff Flips Seized Weed Paradise at Auction, Yo!

OK Sheriff Flips Seized Weed Paradise at Auction, Yo!

Yo, peep this: there’s a dope pot farm up for grabs on an auctioning website, and it’s the law enforcement officers from a sheriff’s office in Oklahoma who are selling it. After a major surge in both legal and illegal cannabis operations, they’re left with seized assets that they gotta get rid of.

Check it, the Johnston County Sheriff’s Office in Tishomingo, Oklahoma posted this seized farm on Bidz4Assets.com, which is some auction website based in Maryland. It’s a sick 19.24-acre lot near Coleman. You can bid on it from September 11 to September 13 at an online auction.

But … Read more “OK Sheriff Flips Seized Weed Paradise at Auction, Yo!”

Fresno Homies Shut Down Weed Spot in Cali

Fresno Homies Shut Down Weed Spot in Cali

Yo, peep this, my name is Dan and I’m about to break down a crazy story happenin’ in Pinedale, a neighborhood in Fresno, California. So, check it out, the peeps in Pinedale went all out and rallied up at Fresno City Hall to shut down a proposed weed dispensary from openin’. They be sayin’ “nah” to that permit, ya dig?

This chick Lauren Carpenter, CEO of Embarc, wanted to open up a dispensary on N. Blackstone Ave., where there’s already like 15 other stores. Now, she did everything she was supposed to do to meet the requirements set by the … Read more “Fresno Homies Shut Down Weed Spot in Cali”

Hacking Yo’ Body’s Dopamine Game – Spinnin’ the Wheel of Dank

Hacking Yo’ Body’s Dopamine Game – Spinnin’ the Wheel of Dank

Yo, listen up! I was just hired to write this book about focus and achieving goals, and there’s this dope hack that I think you should know about. It’s all about dopamine, fam. And I’m here to show you how you can use it to level up your smoke sesh and spice things up, ya feel me?

So let me break it down for you. Dopamine is like the pleasure molecule, but some scientists say it’s more about anticipating pleasure than actually feeling it. This neuroscientist dude, Dr. Robert Sapolsky, did a study with monkeys and found that their dopamine … Read more “Hacking Yo’ Body’s Dopamine Game – Spinnin’ the Wheel of Dank”

Duluth, MN Ain’t Down with Public Park Puffin’

Duluth, MN Ain't Down with Public Park Puffin'

Yo, peeps in Duluth, Minnesota just passed a new law that’s gonna put a stop to smokin’ that good green in all the city parks. And get this, it comes right after the state passed a law legalizin’ recreational cannabis use for adults age 21 and up. Talk about a buzzkill, man.

According to Minnesota Public Radio, this new ordinance ain’t just about the ganja. It’s also gonna ban vaping weed and expand the tobacco smokin’ ban to cover all city parks. But don’t fret, my fellow stoners, you can still chow down on them gummy bears infused with that … Read more “Duluth, MN Ain’t Down with Public Park Puffin’”