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Yo, what’s up my fellow growers and smokers? It’s ya boy Dan here, bringing you some knowledge on the fruity marijuana strains that are hella popular right now. We all know that cannabis comes in a variety of flavors and smells, but how do they get those different tastes? Let’s dive in and find out, fam.

First off, let’s talk about terpenes and terpenoids. These are the aromatic molecules that are responsible for the sweet scents of flowers, trees, and fruits. They also give weed its signature smell. … Read more “Get Your Taste Buds Buzzin’ with These Dope Fruit-Flavored Weed Strains!”

Yo, peeps! It’s your boy Dan here and today we’re talking about some dope celebs that you probably didn’t know are down with the herb. We’re talking about some A-listers who are not afraid to speak out about their love for Mary Jane. And let me tell you, these celebs are not just anyone, they’ve made a huge impact in the world of entertainment, politics, and business. So without further ado, let’s get into it!

First up, we got Lady Gaga. This chick is an icon in the music industry, known for her sick tunes like “Just Dance”, “Bad Romance”, … Read more “10 Famous Folks You Had No Clue Were Getting High AF”

Yo, what’s good, it’s ya boy Dan and I’m here to drop some knowledge on the real deal plants that will expand your consciousness and take you on a trip like no other. These ain’t no cash crops, they’re the sacred plants that have been journeying with humanity since the days of hunter-gatherers. So if you’re ready to get your mind blown, keep reading. But before we go any further, let me remind you of one thing: personal accountability. If you can’t handle a wild ride or are too scared to try something new, then stop reading now. For the … Read more “7 Dope Plants That’ll Take You Higher From All Over the World”

Yo, what up fellow growers? It’s ya boy Dan, here to talk about cannabis pollen. You may be wondering why anyone would want to mess with pollen, but trust me, it’s got its uses. For those of you looking to breed your own strains (and who doesn’t want to create their own epic strain?), pollen is essential. Plus, it’s a dope way to preserve genetics.

So first off, what even is pollen? You know that fine, yellow powder that plants release? That’s pollen. Its primary purpose is to fertilize other plants of the same species. When it comes to cannabis, … Read more “Canna Pollen: When, Why, and How to Get Down with It”

Yo, what up everyone? My name’s Dan, and I’m here to tell you all about low-stress training (LST) for your cannabis plants. If you’re looking to get mad yields and use up all the space in your grow area, then LST is the way to go.

LST is a dope technique that involves bending your plant’s branches down to grow horizontally instead of vertically. This lets new growth shoot up from those horizontal branches, filling out the canopy area with a ton of equally tall branches. It’s perfect for controlling tall sativa strains in smaller grow spaces or tents.

Now, … Read more “Get Yo’ Harvest Up: How to Boost Yo’ Bud Production with Low-Stress Training”

Yo, what’s up my fellow stoners? If you’re anything like me, you’re all about that RAW life. You know what I’m talking about – it’s the brand of rolling papers that’s practically synonymous with weed culture. But guess what? There’s some shady stuff going on with RAW’s parent company, HBI International. I’m talking about false claims, misleading advertising, and general sketchiness. Let’s dive into the latest court case against them.

So basically, another rolling paper brand called Republic Brands took HBI to court over their RAW Organic Hemp rolling papers. Republic Brands claimed that HBI was making false claims about … Read more “Wassup with Raw Rolling Papers? – These Corps Be Straight Up Deceivin’ and Frontin’ to the People”

Sup fam, it’s your boy Dan here ready to lay down tha ganja knowledge. If you’re anything like me, then you know that the best way to get lit is by blazing up the dankest bud around. That’s why I’m here to put y’all on to the top 10 Lit AF weed strains you need to be blazing up in 2023.

Sativa Strains

Sativas are known for their uplifting and energizing effects and these strains are no exception. Whether you’re looking for a daytime wake and bake or just want to get a little more motivated, these Sativa strains will … Read more “Top 10 Lit AF Weed Strains to Blaze Up in 2023”

Yo, what’s up my dudes? It’s Dan, and today we’re talking about CBD. Now, some people swear by it and can feel the effects right away. But for some of us, it takes a minute to feel anything at all. If you’re one of them peeps that ain’t feeling the CBD vibes, don’t worry, we got you. Here are a few tips to help you out.

First off, you gotta remember that everyone’s body is different. Age, gender, weight, and other factors can affect how your body reacts to the CBD. So if you tried CBD already and didn’t feel … Read more “CBD Ain’t Hitting for Me: Here’s How to Fix It”

Yo, what’s good growers? It’s your boy Dan, here to drop some knowledge on you about the litest strains you can get your hands on. I’m talking about terpene-packed strains that will have you hitting a new level of high. So, let’s get into it and see what we got.

First up, we got Blue Dream. This baby is a hybrid with a sweet berry aroma that’ll make you feel like you’re walking on clouds. With a THC content of 17-24%, this strain will have you feeling euphoric and relaxed. Blue Dream is easy to grow, making it perfect for … Read more “Get Lit with These 10 Terpene-Packed Strains”

Yo, what’s good? My name’s Dan and I’m here to talk about the cannamom movement. You heard of it? It’s all about moms who use weed to help them parent better. I know, I know, weed has always been seen as a dangerous drug for the lazy and unmotivated, but these moms are flipping the script and showing that it can be a useful tool for parents who want to manage their daily lives and be better caregivers.

Cannamoms are fighting for their right to use cannabis and advocating for its legalization across the United States. They’re not just using … Read more “CannaMoms: Bout to Unlock Worldwide Weed Legalization?”