Seed Junky Genetics drops Permanent Marker for all the homies

Seed Junky Genetics drops Permanent Marker for all the homies

Yo, what’s good? It’s ya boy Dan, and I’m here to talk about the latest strain wave that’s hitting the scene. Seed Junky is bringing the fire with their new Permanent Marker strain, and let me tell you, it’s lit.

But before we get into that, let’s talk about some upcoming events. The CA State Fair Cannabis Competition and Awards is closing their submission window on May 19th, so if you got the goods, make sure you enter. The Grow Off in Massachusetts is dropping clones on May 13th, and High Times Cannabis Cup People’s Choice SoCal judge kits are … Read more “Seed Junky Genetics drops Permanent Marker for all the homies”

Top 10 Dopest Weed Strains to Jam Out With

Top 10 Dopest Weed Strains to Jam Out With

Yo, what’s good? It’s your boy Dan, and I’m here to talk about some lit strains to puff on while jamming out to some sick beats. You don’t wanna be a buzzkill at a music festival, so it’s crucial to choose the right strain. Don’t go for that Indica high, or you’ll end up looking like a straight-up zombie in a crowd of hype party animals. So, I’ve put together a list of the best strains that will keep you happy and energetic while vibing to live music.

When it comes to the best cannabis strains for music, the first … Read more “Top 10 Dopest Weed Strains to Jam Out With”

Lavender Kush Strain – A Lit Review on its Benefits, Origins, and Potency

Lavender Kush Strain - A Lit Review on its Benefits, Origins, and Potency

Yo, what’s good, it’s your boy Dan. Today, we’re talking about the Lavender strain of cannabis. This herb is just like the lavender plant – calming and stress-relieving as hell. It’s an indica-dominant strain that gives you a super intense and relaxing high that you’ll be feeling all over your body. And let me tell you, it tastes just as floral and herby as you’d imagine. It’s literally like inhaling the smell of lavender. So, if you need to de-stress and unwind, Lavender will have you covered.

This strain is perfect for when you’re dealing with anxiety, nausea, or stress. … Read more “Lavender Kush Strain – A Lit Review on its Benefits, Origins, and Potency”

Yo, Weed’s Ground Zero in Colorado Gets a Health Check – Cannabis Sales Hit a 4-Year Low and Weed Workforce Takes a 33% Cut

Yo, Weed's Ground Zero in Colorado Gets a Health Check - Cannabis Sales Hit a 4-Year Low and Weed Workforce Takes a 33% Cut

Yo, what’s good my fellow stoners? It’s your boy Dan, and I’m here to drop some knowledge on the current state of Colorado’s weed industry. Now, as you all know, Colorado was once the epicenter of the legal cannabis industry, but recent data shows that sales and employment within the industry have taken a major hit. So, let’s get into it.

In February, dispensaries in Colorado recorded $124.8 million in sales, which is a 3.5% decrease from January and a 14% decline from the previous year. This marks the seventh monthly drop in the past eight months, resulting in the … Read more “Yo, Weed’s Ground Zero in Colorado Gets a Health Check – Cannabis Sales Hit a 4-Year Low and Weed Workforce Takes a 33% Cut”

Cannabis Etiquette: Yo, Where Your Weed Manners At?

Cannabis Etiquette: Yo, Where Your Weed Manners At?

Yo, what’s good my fellow stoners? If you’re new to the cannabis game, don’t trip, I got you covered. Forget about what you’ve seen in those whack movies and get ready for some real-world knowledge from the ya boy Dan.

First off, let’s talk about etiquette when you’re smoking with your homies. Whether you’re in a legal weed club or just chilling at someone’s crib, you better come correct with some bud. It’s like showing up to a dinner party without bringing something to eat or drink. You gotta pack a stash and bring enough to share with the group. … Read more “Cannabis Etiquette: Yo, Where Your Weed Manners At?”

My Pet Ate My Mary Jane – What Now? (Gotcha Covered)

My Pet Ate My Mary Jane - What Now? (Gotcha Covered)

Yo, what’s good? Name’s Dan and I’m here to tell all y’all pet owners out there not to freak out if your furry friend gets into your stash of Mary Jane. Most of the time, they’ll be fine, as long as they don’t eat too much and you take them straight to the vet. But just so you know, if you got dogs, you gotta be extra careful because over 95% of all pets who come into contact with cannabis are canines. Let me break it down for you.

First of all, you need to understand that weed is straight … Read more “My Pet Ate My Mary Jane – What Now? (Gotcha Covered)”

Bubbashine Strain: A Dope Cannabis Review, Ya Heard?

Bubbashine Strain: A Dope Cannabis Review, Ya Heard?

Yo, what’s good fam? It’s your boy Dan, here to give you the lowdown on the Bubbashine strain. This dank bud is a mix of Blue Moonshine and Bubba Kush, two heavy-hitting parents. So you know this shit is potent, with a relaxing body high that’ll have you feeling like you’re floating on a cloud.

When it comes to the flavor profile, Bubbashine is smooth as hell. You get hints of sweet blueberries mixed with coffee and butter. That’s some gourmet shit right there. And it’s not just good for your taste buds, it’s also got some serious medical benefits.… Read more “Bubbashine Strain: A Dope Cannabis Review, Ya Heard?”

10 Lit AF Chocolate Strains That’ll Have Your Mouth Watering for Days

10 Lit AF Chocolate Strains That'll Have Your Mouth Watering for Days

Yo, what’s good folks? It’s ya boy Dan bringing you some sweet news. 420expertadviser and I have compiled a list of the best chocolate strains out there. That’s right, you heard me, chocolate strains. Who wouldn’t want to smoke some weed with the flavor and aroma of chocolate? It’s like a mouth-watering dream come true.

Chocolates are already amazing, am I right? Dark chocolate, cocoa powder, white chocolate, you name it. But now, we can add some weed to that delicious mix. And not only does it taste great, but these strains can also help with your health ailments after … Read more “10 Lit AF Chocolate Strains That’ll Have Your Mouth Watering for Days”

Top Picks for Blunt Wraps When You’re Smoking that Good Good

Top Picks for Blunt Wraps When You're Smoking that Good Good

Yo, what up? It’s your boy Dan, and today we’re talking about rolling papers. You might think that all rolling papers are the same, but let me tell you, that ain’t the case. When it comes to smoking weed, the quality of the bud is important, but so is the rolling paper you use.

If you use low-grade papers, you’re gonna have a bad time. They can make your joint taste nasty, make you cough like crazy, and burn too quickly. That means you’re wasting your precious weed and not getting the most out of it. So today, I’m gonna … Read more “Top Picks for Blunt Wraps When You’re Smoking that Good Good”

Tech Hub – Kush Hub? Probz.

Tech Hub – Kush Hub? Probz.

Yo, what up my peeps? It’s your boy Dan coming at ya with some hot news from the University of Michigan. So, it turns out that more than a third of software programmers enjoy a little Mary Jane while they’re on the job. Can you believe it?

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Where are all these techies lighting up? Well, let me tell you, the top five areas with the most tech employees are the SF Bay Area, NYC, DC, LA and Seattle. With an estimated 1.4 million employees in these areas (give or take a layoff or two), … Read more “Tech Hub – Kush Hub? Probz.”