Yo, Your Green is Straight Vintage, But Maybe That’s Some Fire Sh*t

Yo, Your Green is Straight Vintage, But Maybe That’s Some Fire Sh*t

Yo, so I went to this dope event at a lit dispensary and consumption lounge in West Hollywood not too long ago. I copped three jars of fire flower, each one a strain that’s my current favorite and that I’ve smoked a million times before. I was hyped to show off to my homies and coworkers what I was about to roll up.

But damn, when I opened the first jar and took a whiff, I had to close that shit up real quick. The nugs were straight up dead and lifeless, with no smell or flavor. I thought maybe … Read more “Yo, Your Green is Straight Vintage, But Maybe That’s Some Fire Sh*t”

OK Sheriff Flips Seized Weed Paradise at Auction, Yo!

OK Sheriff Flips Seized Weed Paradise at Auction, Yo!

Yo, peep this: there’s a dope pot farm up for grabs on an auctioning website, and it’s the law enforcement officers from a sheriff’s office in Oklahoma who are selling it. After a major surge in both legal and illegal cannabis operations, they’re left with seized assets that they gotta get rid of.

Check it, the Johnston County Sheriff’s Office in Tishomingo, Oklahoma posted this seized farm on Bidz4Assets.com, which is some auction website based in Maryland. It’s a sick 19.24-acre lot near Coleman. You can bid on it from September 11 to September 13 at an online auction.

But … Read more “OK Sheriff Flips Seized Weed Paradise at Auction, Yo!”

Fresno Homies Shut Down Weed Spot in Cali

Fresno Homies Shut Down Weed Spot in Cali

Yo, peep this, my name is Dan and I’m about to break down a crazy story happenin’ in Pinedale, a neighborhood in Fresno, California. So, check it out, the peeps in Pinedale went all out and rallied up at Fresno City Hall to shut down a proposed weed dispensary from openin’. They be sayin’ “nah” to that permit, ya dig?

This chick Lauren Carpenter, CEO of Embarc, wanted to open up a dispensary on N. Blackstone Ave., where there’s already like 15 other stores. Now, she did everything she was supposed to do to meet the requirements set by the … Read more “Fresno Homies Shut Down Weed Spot in Cali”

Hacking Yo’ Body’s Dopamine Game – Spinnin’ the Wheel of Dank

Hacking Yo’ Body’s Dopamine Game – Spinnin’ the Wheel of Dank

Yo, listen up! I was just hired to write this book about focus and achieving goals, and there’s this dope hack that I think you should know about. It’s all about dopamine, fam. And I’m here to show you how you can use it to level up your smoke sesh and spice things up, ya feel me?

So let me break it down for you. Dopamine is like the pleasure molecule, but some scientists say it’s more about anticipating pleasure than actually feeling it. This neuroscientist dude, Dr. Robert Sapolsky, did a study with monkeys and found that their dopamine … Read more “Hacking Yo’ Body’s Dopamine Game – Spinnin’ the Wheel of Dank”

Duluth, MN Ain’t Down with Public Park Puffin’

Duluth, MN Ain't Down with Public Park Puffin'

Yo, peeps in Duluth, Minnesota just passed a new law that’s gonna put a stop to smokin’ that good green in all the city parks. And get this, it comes right after the state passed a law legalizin’ recreational cannabis use for adults age 21 and up. Talk about a buzzkill, man.

According to Minnesota Public Radio, this new ordinance ain’t just about the ganja. It’s also gonna ban vaping weed and expand the tobacco smokin’ ban to cover all city parks. But don’t fret, my fellow stoners, you can still chow down on them gummy bears infused with that … Read more “Duluth, MN Ain’t Down with Public Park Puffin’”

How to Level Up Your Weed Game: Growing Dank Cannabis with Complimenting Homies

How to Level Up Your Weed Game: Growing Dank Cannabis with Complimenting Homies

Yo, what’s up fam? It’s your boy Dan here, and today we gonna talk about how to grow that fire cannabis with some dope companion plants. You know, growing weed on its own can be a struggle sometimes, but when you got some homies by its side, it’s a whole different game. These companion plants gonna protect and nourish your cannabis like no other fertiliser can. So sit back, roll up a fat one, and let me drop some knowledge on ya.

First off, let me break it down for y’all. Companion planting is all about creating the perfect squad … Read more “How to Level Up Your Weed Game: Growing Dank Cannabis with Complimenting Homies”

Cannabis Use Disorder: It’s Legit Now? – Mainstream Media Drops a Fresh Take on Reefer Madness

Cannabis Use Disorder: It's Legit Now? - Mainstream Media Drops a Fresh Take on Reefer Madness

Yo, listen up y’all! We gotta talk about this thing called Cannabis Use Disorder (CUD) that’s been blowin’ up lately. It’s got everyone talkin’ and it’s causin’ major panic among parents and those who are against the ganja. So, what exactly is CUD? Well, it’s a fancy term used by doctors to describe when someone becomes hella addicted to weed and it starts messin’ up their whole life – physically, socially, professionally, and even mentally. This addiction can range from mild to straight-up extreme, but the main thing is that these peeps find it damn near impossible to quit smokin’ … Read more “Cannabis Use Disorder: It’s Legit Now? – Mainstream Media Drops a Fresh Take on Reefer Madness”

Georgia and that Dank Mary Jane

Georgia and that Dank Mary Jane

Yo, listen up! We gotta talk about Georgia, my peeps. It’s been hella popular in the news lately, ya feel me? All them media organizations and both political parties can’t stop talkin’ ’bout the Peach state. And yo, if there’s a high-profile trial goin’ down, you know they gonna be focusin’ on Georgia even more. But here’s the real question: what’s goin’ on with Georgia and marijuana?

Now, Georgia has seen some small changes in its cannabis laws in recent years, but let me tell you, they still got some tight regulations in place. And get this, even though more … Read more “Georgia and that Dank Mary Jane”

Diddy Escapes a Close Call – Puff Daddy Bails on a Dank Weed Deal as Cresco Labs and Columbia Care Cancel Merger Plans

Diddy Escapes a Close Call - Puff Daddy Bails on a Dank Weed Deal as Cresco Labs and Columbia Care Cancel Merger Plans

Yo, yo, what up fam? It’s ya boy Dan, comin’ at ya with some fresh news from the cannabis industry. So check it, Cresco Labs and Columbia Care had this big-ass plan to merge and create a $2 billion powerhouse, but guess what? They just called the whole thing off! No costs or anything, just straight-up termination.

Now, why would they do that, you ask? Well, apparently the cannabis game be changin’ and Cresco Labs thought it would be in their best interest to dip outta this merger. Charles Bachtell, the CEO and co-founder of Cresco Labs, said it was … Read more “Diddy Escapes a Close Call – Puff Daddy Bails on a Dank Weed Deal as Cresco Labs and Columbia Care Cancel Merger Plans”

Texas Weed Biz Set to Outshine Wine in the Cash Game

Texas Weed Biz Set to Outshine Wine in the Cash Game

Yo, check it out, fam! According to the Austin Business Journal, cannabis businesses in Texas are about to make more bank than the wine industry. Like, for real, cannabis companies raked in over $8 billion in revenue last year, according to a report from Whitney Economics, a cannabis and hemp analytics firm based in Oregon. Now I know a lot of y’all like to indulge in both wine and weed (sometimes at the same damn time), but let me tell you, the wine snobs and the stoners are always trying to one-up each other, even if it’s just for fun. … Read more “Texas Weed Biz Set to Outshine Wine in the Cash Game”