Yo, what’s good? It’s ya boy Dan, and I’m here to drop some knowledge on ya’ll about moon rocks. And nah, we ain’t talking about the ones Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin brought back from space. We talking about some high-end weed nugs that’ll send you straight to outer space and back. So if you ready to get lit, keep reading for the 411 on these potent little hitters.
What Are Moon Rocks?
So, moon rocks are basically weed buds dipped or sprayed with hash oil, and then rolled in kief. You gotta be a real cannabis connoisseur with a high tolerance for weed to handle this stuff because these babies contain around 51% THC! That’s like double the potency of some of the strongest marijuana strains out there.
Word on the street is that Starbudz60 was the first dispensary to come up with these potent balls of joy. But it was West Coast rapper Kurupt who really put moon rocks on thte map. He even has his own trademarked “Kurupt Moonrock” for sale. And all the OG moon rock products from back in the day are now known as Dr. Zodiak’s Moonrock.
But lemme tell you, not all moon rocks are created equal. There are plenty of shady dealers out there selling low-quality nugs with bad oil and mediocre kief. Each rock will have a different effect based on the strains used, so make sure you’re buying from a reputable source or try making your own.
Why Smoke Moon Rocks?
Now, you might be wondering why anyone would want to smoke moon rocks when regular weed gets you high enough. Well, let me tell you, when you smoke a high-quality moon rock, it’s like you’re blasting off to the moon and beyond.
First off, you get this amazing taste of kief that’s gonna have your taste buds dancing. Then, these bad boys produce hella clouds, so every hit is a whole new experience. And finally, the high is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. Like seriously, even the strongest strains out there can’t touch what moon rocks have to offer.
First, you feel this uplifting cerebral head high that spreads to your toes within 30 minutes. Then it’s like your mind is in space for hours on end. Most users report smoking moon rocks and waking up 12 hours later wondering wtf happened.
How to Make Your Own Moon Rocks
Now, if you can’t find any moon rocks for sale or if you just wanna flex your skills as a cannabis chef, you can try making your own. But let me warn you, it’s not for the faint of heart.
The key to making good moon rocks is using top-quality ingredients. You gotta control the potency by choosing strong flowers, oil, and kief. Most users are looking for a monster high when they smoke these babies anyway.
So here’s how you do it:
– Choose a nice nug that won’t fall apart and make sure the kief is ready.
– Drizzle some hash oil on the nug or dab it with a heated knife.
– Using tongs, pick up the hot nug and roll it in kief until it’s covered all over.
– Let it dry before smoking.
And that’s it! Easy-peasy lemon squeezy.
Smoking Tips
Now here comes the tricky part: how to smoke moon rocks without getting completely obliterated. These things are no joke!
First off, make sure you’re well-hydrated and have eaten recently. Cottonmouth is likely to hit hard after smoking these babies so make sure you have plenty of water on hand.
It’s best to smoke in a quiet location where you won’t be disturbed. And if you do get too high too fast, just stay calm and ride it out. Take some slow deep breaths and enjoy the ride.
When learning how to smoke moon rocks, remember never to use a grinder because they’ll get too sticky and lose their potency in there. Just break them down by hand before smoking.
You can add them to joints or bongs for an even better high. Just remember that because of their delayed heating reaction, it’s best to take long slow pulls rather than ripping it hard.
So there you have it folks! Moon rocks are not for everyone but if you’re ready for an intense high that’ll take you out of this world then give ’em a try! Just make sure you know what you’re getting into before blasting off into space.