Yo, Here’s How to Plant Your Sprouted Weed Seeds Like a Boss!

Yo, Here's How to Plant Your Sprouted Weed Seeds Like a Boss!

Yo, my name is Dan and I’m here to school you on how to grow some dank weed using germinated seeds. Trust me, fam, this technique will give you higher yields and more consistent growth compared to using ungerminated seeds. It’s all about that germination process, which tells you when the seed is ready to sprout and absorb water and nutrients like a boss.

So, first things first – to plant germinated weed seeds you gotta follow some simple steps. You gotta get those seeds in some water or moist soil until they sprout. Once they’ve popped outta their shell, … Read more “Yo, Here’s How to Plant Your Sprouted Weed Seeds Like a Boss!”

Yo, You Down for Declassin’ or Reclassin’ Mary Jane at the Fed Level?

Yo, You Down for Declassin' or Reclassin' Mary Jane at the Fed Level? (And Why It's a Major Change!)

Yo, what’s good? It’s your boy Dan, and I gotta tell y’all about some crazy sh*t. So, President Biden took some historic actions to “end” the government’s messed up approach to weed right before the midterms last year. He pardoned a bunch of folks for marijuana possession charges and told governors to do the same for state-level offenses. Plus, he told Xavier Becerra, the Secretary of Health and Human Services, to get on it and review the scheduling of marijuana under federal law.

But let’s be real, it was mostly just a political move. The administration never really been about … Read more “Yo, You Down for Declassin’ or Reclassin’ Mary Jane at the Fed Level?”

Lactic Acid Bacteria (LAB) Be Boostin’ That Potency, Terps, and Yield, Ya Heard?

Lactic Acid Bacteria (LAB) Be Boostin' That Potency, Terps, and Yield, Ya Heard?

Yo, what’s good, it’s ya boy Dan, and I’m here to tell you about how to boost your organic weed without sacrificing potency or yield. You feel me? Organic and veganic grows are getting real popular. We all about that chemical-free lifestyle, right? But some growers be worried that going organic means sacrificing those designer bud enhancers and THC boosters. But I’m here to tell you that lactic acid bacteria (LAB) may actually work even better.

So, let me break it down for you. Lactic acid bacteria is a group of food-safe microorganisms used to make yoghurt, pickles, and other … Read more “Lactic Acid Bacteria (LAB) Be Boostin’ That Potency, Terps, and Yield, Ya Heard?”

Yo, how long does a strain stay hype?

Yo, how long does a strain stay hype?

Yo, what’s good? Dan here and let me tell you, the game has changed. Weed buying ain’t what it used to be. With all the legal reforms happening worldwide, the way we choose our flowers has gone through a major transformation. The hype machine for different strains is constantly churning, making the lifespan of any given strain shorter and shorter. Nowadays, it’s not just about finding a specific strain, but also aligning yourself with particular growers and brands. But how long can a strain stay in the game? What’s its average lifespan?

According to cannabis expert and author Elise McDonough, … Read more “Yo, how long does a strain stay hype?”

Get That Fire Iowa Genetics: Cop Some Dope Seeds

Get That Fire Iowa Genetics: Cop Some Dope Seeds

Yo, what’s good guys? My name is Dan, and I’m here to break it down for you on how to cop some dope cannabis seeds in Iowa. Let me tell you, Iowa has a long and windy road regarding cannabis, but thanks to a new law passed in 2019, individuals can now own ungerminated marijuana seeds. This is a big step forward for Iowa, but don’t get too excited just yet. Growing or cultivating weed seeds in Iowa could still lead to some serious legal complications. Nevertheless, it never hurts to be prepared and know the ins and outs of … Read more “Get That Fire Iowa Genetics: Cop Some Dope Seeds”

Is Beta-Caryophyllene the Key to Chillaxing and Beating the Blues?

Is Beta-Caryophyllene the Key to Chillaxing and Beating the Blues?

Yo, what’s good, my fellow cannasseurs? You know how we love our cannabinoids, right? But did you know that there are other compounds in the cannabis plant that are just as dope? I’m talking about terpenes, my dudes. These fragrant oils give different strains of weed their unique tastes and smells, and they’re found all throughout nature in different plant species. And one terpene that’s been getting a lot of hype lately is beta-caryophyllene (BCP).

Now, BCP is found in a lot of different plants, not just weed. You can get it from hops, black pepper, rosemary, and even lavender. … Read more “Is Beta-Caryophyllene the Key to Chillaxing and Beating the Blues?”

The Lowdown on Banana OG: Dope Strain Review

The Lowdown on Banana OG: Dope Strain Review

Yo, what’s good y’all? It’s your boy Dan, and I gotta tell y’all about the Banana OG strain. This is some powerful stuff that’ll creep up on you like nobody’s business. If you’re into a smooth ride to the top, then this is the strain for you. But once you hit that peak, you’ll be feeling uplifted and euphoric before heading into a state of complete relaxation.

The flavors in this bad boy are diesel, earthy, hash, moonshine, sweet, tangy, and tropical. And let me tell you, this strain is great for anxiety, chronic pain, depression, sleep, and stress. The … Read more “The Lowdown on Banana OG: Dope Strain Review”

NM’s Rec Weed Sales Blaze Past $300 Mil in Year One

NM's Rec Weed Sales Blaze Past $300 Mil in Year One

Yo, what’s good? My name’s Dan and I’m here to tell you about some crazy sh*t that’s been going down in New Mexico. So check it, Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham signed the Cannabis Regulation Act into law last year, which made it legal for adults to use weed and created a way for people to buy it legally. Fast forward to this year and licensed sales of recreational marijuana have been popping off at dispensaries all over the state.

And get this, in just one damn year, sales of recreational marijuana totaled over $300 million! That’s right, $300 MILLION! And … Read more “NM’s Rec Weed Sales Blaze Past $300 Mil in Year One”

Get Your Smoke On with a Dope Waterfall Bong – Here’s How to Craft One

Get Your Smoke On with a Dope Waterfall Bong - Here's How to Craft One

Yo, my name is Dan and I’m here to tell you about the sickest way to smoke your weed – with a waterfall bong. This shiz is innovative and dope, plus it’s hella cheap and easy to create. You can even use stuff you have lying around your crib. Keep reading to learn how to make your own waterfall bong and get lit AF.

So, you might be thinking – isn’t a waterfall bong the same as a gravity bong? Nah, bro. It’s similar, but not the same. Both use air pressure to draw smoke into the bong, but with … Read more “Get Your Smoke On with a Dope Waterfall Bong – Here’s How to Craft One”

Where to Cop the Freshest Moby Dick Seeds on the Web

Where to Cop the Freshest Moby Dick Seeds on the Web

Yo, what’s good? My name is Dan and I’m here to tell y’all about the Moby Dick strain. As a cannabis cultivator, you know size matters when it comes to getting them monster yields of top-shelf buds. Most marijuana strains only offer medium to low amounts of weed come harvest time. But lucky for you, we found one of the heaviest yielders to rule them all – Moby Dick.

Now, there are a million and one puns associated with Moby Dick’s name, but it’s clearly known for its ability to pump out ounces of potent weed. If you’re ready to … Read more “Where to Cop the Freshest Moby Dick Seeds on the Web”