Michigan Regulator Put the Kibosh on Cannabis Processor’s License

Michigan Regulator Put the Kibosh on Cannabis Processor's License

Yo wassup Dan here, and here to bring yall the tea about what went down up in the Mitten. Yall mighta heard by now that the regulators in Michigan done put the kibosh on a processor’s license for cannabis.

We ain’t sure what it was about, but apparently it was a big enough deal for the powers that be to front it like a muhfuggin marching band. So here’s how it all went down – there was this processor who got their eyes on getting one of them licenses, but then they got hit with the bad news – they … Read more “Michigan Regulator Put the Kibosh on Cannabis Processor’s License”

Amnesia Haze Strain Report

 ya brain wit da Amnesia Haze

Yo, what’s up homies? It’s ya boy Dan here and I’m back with some facts about the one and only Amnesia Haze. This is one of the most fire strains I’ve ever had the pleasure of sampling, and believe me when I say you won’t be disappointed.

This strain comes from a long line of Sativa-dominant genetics, giving it an unmistakable cerebral high that will leave you feeling like ya brain be goin’ wild wit da Amnesia Haze. You’ll be buzzin’ on the spot, and the effects will hit you quick and hard. You’ll be lost in the clouds until … Read more “Amnesia Haze Strain Report”

Top-Notch Canna Testing Labs & Why Ya Biz Needs ‘Em

Top-Notch Canna Testing Labs & Why Ya Biz Needs 'Em

Yo wassup y’all, this is Dan comin’ atcha with the lowdown on why ya biz needs top-notch canna testing labs. I’m sure you’ve heard about ’em, but if not, here’s da scoop.

Canna testing labs are a critical part of many businesses in the weed industry. They provide quality control and assurance for products that are sold to consumers, ensuring that what consumers are gettin’ is safe and meets the standards set forth by regulatory authorities. Not only do these labs help ensure product safety, but they also provide essential data that businesses can use to make informed decisions about … Read more “Top-Notch Canna Testing Labs & Why Ya Biz Needs ‘Em”

Hit Me wit da Top 10: Best Potent Marijuana Strains

Hit Me wit da Top 10: Best Potent Marijuana Strains

Yo what up homies, Dan here, and I’m here to drop some knowledge on ya about the strongest marijuana strains in existance. If you’re tryna get your grow game on lock then you’ll want to make sure you get your hands on the top 10 most potent strains on the market.

These strains are potent AF and with just a few well-timed crops, you’ll have enough dankness to supply your entire crew. So without further ado, let’s dive into the top 10 pick of da best potent marijuana strains!

#1: Granddaddy Purple (GDP)

Granddaddy Purple, also known as GDP, is … Read more “Hit Me wit da Top 10: Best Potent Marijuana Strains”

Wassup wit CBG n CBN? Which is da Top Dog for Sleep, Anxiety, n Pain Mgmt?

Wassup wit CBG n CBN? Which is da Top Dog for Sleep, Anxiety, n Pain Mgmt?

Ay yo, what’s good? My name is Dan and I’m here to break it down for you regarding CBG and CBN. Y’all might be asking which of these two is the top dog when it comes to sleep, anxiety, and pain management? Well, I’m here to tell you that it depends.

First off, CBG and CBN are both compounds found in hemp-based products like oils and tinctures. Both offer plenty of potential health benefits such as reducing inflammation and providing relief from pain, but there are some key differences between them.

CBG stands for cannabigerol, which is an antioxidant and … Read more “Wassup wit CBG n CBN? Which is da Top Dog for Sleep, Anxiety, n Pain Mgmt?”

Potting Up: Steps to Re-dirtin’ Cannabis Plants

Potting Up: Steps to Re-dirtin' Cannabis Plants

Yo, what up y’all, it’s Dan from the hood, and I’m here to drop some wisdom about potting up your cannabis plants. You know, re-dirtin’ em so that you can keep them green and growin’ healthy and strong. AKA transplanting. Got it? Good. Let me break it down for ya real quick.

First off, you’re gonna need the right stuff to get the job done. That means getting your hands on some good quality soil, nutrient mix, and a little fertilizer. Gotta make sure you get the right soil too—not just any ol’ dirt will do. It needs to be … Read more “Potting Up: Steps to Re-dirtin’ Cannabis Plants”

Newbie’s 411 on Scoopin’ Up a Dank Marijuana Grow Kit

Newbie's 411 on Scoopin' Up a Dank Marijuana Grow Kit

Yo wassup y’all, I’m Dan and I’m here to give you the lowdown on scoopin’ up a dank marijuana grow kit. Peeps who ain’t no newbies to the weed growin’ game know it can git kinda tricky when it comes to finding the right equipment. That’s why I’m here. Let me break it down for ya real quick so you can be up and runnin’ yo own dank weed in no time.

Fo starters, you’ll need some premium dirt, preferably some organic stuff if you wanna pull off a premium crop. Whether you’re gettin’ it off the shelf or buyin’ … Read more “Newbie’s 411 on Scoopin’ Up a Dank Marijuana Grow Kit”

South Dakota Lawmakers Shut Down Proposals to Step on Pop Up Weed Clinics

South Dakota Lawmakers Shut Down Proposals to Step on Pop Up Weed Clinics

Aiye, what up fam? Dan droppin’ some info on y’all ’bout how some South Dakota lawmakers put a big ole stop to any proposals to step on those pop up weed clinics.

Ya heard me? Folks figured it was time to let the people medicate in peace but those stinkin’ politicians had to put their two cents in and ruin the day. Word on the street is that they just plain hate the idea of legal grass and don’t wanna promote it in any way, shape, or form.

But get this: there’s still some hope for legal bud in South … Read more “South Dakota Lawmakers Shut Down Proposals to Step on Pop Up Weed Clinics”

6 Choccy Dank Strains to Cop for V-Day

6 Choccy Dank Strains to Cop for V-Day

Ah, Valentine’s Day. The time of year when Dan the man is gunna cop da dopest choccy dank strains fo his special someone. Whether they’re an OG or a noob to the ganja game, there’s a strain dat’s guaranteed to tickle their taste buds. So let’s get into da best 6 choccy dank strains to cop this V-Day and show ya special someone that you got da hook up.

First on da list is Chocolope, a legendary strain dat has been around since da early 2000s. Da flavor profile for this one is straight up amazing: a mix of coffee, … Read more “6 Choccy Dank Strains to Cop for V-Day”

What’s Lightin’ Up a Cannabis Clone Like?

What's Lightin' Up a Cannabis Clone Like?

Yo wassup, this is Dan and I’m here to talk about the hot topic of lightin’ up a cannabis clone like. Now if you a true cannabis connoisseur, you already know what im talking about. But for those who dont, let me break it down for ya real quick.

A cannabis clone, in short, is just a cutting from an existing marijuana plant that can be regrown and propagated as its own. Its basically a tiny clone of the original plant that has the same characteristics and genetic makeup as the donor plant.

Lightin’ up a clone is basically the … Read more “What’s Lightin’ Up a Cannabis Clone Like?”