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Yo, what’s up fam? Dan here, comin’ at ya with the dopest of reviews about a certain strain of cannabis that’s gonna have you feelin’ like you can fly. That’s right, I’m rollin’ up the dankest gelato and it’s got me feelin’ like a million bucks. So what is this special strain? It’s called Gelato, and it’s one of the most popular on the market!

Gelato is a hybrid strain, made from combining Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies and Sunset Sherbet. This combination results in a smooth-hitting, flavorful smoke that packs an intense punch. It has an average THC content … Read more “Rollin’ up the Dankest: Gelato Got Me Feelin’ Fly”

Yo, wassup? My name is Dan, and I’m here with the scoop. Word on the street is that Alaska just did the most lit thing ever – they scrubbed HUNNIDS of pot convictions from their court databases. That’s right, fam! The courts are wiping out HUNNIDS of felony charges for folks who got in trouble for having a lil’ bit of bud.

The move is part of a statewide criminal justice reform plan. Lawmakers in Alaska have been chillin’ on this one for like, forever. They figured it was time to make a change and start taking down these low-level … Read more “Scrubbin’ Hunnids of Pot Convictions off Alaska Court Database”

Ay yo, what’s up fam? It’s your boy Dan and I’m gonna take you through one of the dopest recipes in town – cookin’ up a glycerin ganja tincture right in your own crib. Whether you’re in the mood for a chill sesh or you need something to get you through the night, this ganja tincture is gonna be the answer to all your vapes.

So first things first, we gotta get our supplies together. The main ingredient we need here is some good ol’ cannabis flower. If you’ve got some nice buds on lock, then go ahead and grind … Read more “Cookin’ Up a Glycerin Ganja Tincture at Home”

Yo, wussup homies! It’s ya boy Dan here and I’m here to drop some knowledge on ya’ll ’bout da most costly chronic on da canna market and ways to get your own supply.

Now, you already know the chronic be the best out there and if you wanna stay ahead of the game, you gotta cop the pricey stuff. Nothin’ wrong with savin’ your cash but when it comes to da kush, y’all need to be spendin’.

The first and most expensive thing y’all gonna wanna get is da top shelf chronic. Aka exotics. Da top shelf is da highest … Read more “Da Most Costly Chronic U Can Cop (An’ Ways 2 Whip Up Ur Own!)”

What’s up, fam? It’s Dan here with the low down on the top 10 dankest haze strains. Yes, that’s right – I said dankest. That’s ‘cause these buds are droppin’ mad fire, and you won’t want to miss out.

This list includes some of the highest yielding haze varieties available to purchase at ILGM, the most repped seed bank in America. As a serious grower, you know that haze strains take a bit more TLC than your average strain, which is why I’ve made sure to include detailed information on each specific strain to make your job easier. So without … Read more “Top 10 Dankest Haze Strains – Droppin’ Mad Fire!”

Yo what’s good fam, it’s ya boi Dan here with the 411 on the Tangerine Dream weed strain. Word on the street is this is one fire strain and I’m here to tell you it ain’t no joke. This straight up fire got me feelin’ like a whole new man, just when I thought there weren’t no new levels to reach in life, this Tangerine Dream rolled up and showed me something different.

Tangerine Dream is an indica-dominant cross of G13, Afghani and Neville’s A5 Haze. This strain is a seriously potent hybrid, and it packs a punch like nothing … Read more “Tangerine Dream Weed Strain 411”

Yo, whatsup y’all! This is Dan with a 411 about a nasty bug that might be puttin’ a damper on your cannabis biz. I’m talkin’ ‘bout Hops Latent Viroid (HLV) – it’s the invisible threat lurkin’ out there, just waitin’ to ruin your grow op.

So here’s the deal: HLV is a plant virus that can give your cannabis crop the sniffles. It doesn’t show up right away, but if it gets into your grow, it can lead to a whole lota problems. Like, yo, it causes serious buds to not reach maturity and develop poor quality. So basically, you … Read more “Hops Latent Viroid: Invisible Threat Lurkin Cannabis Biz”

Ay yo, what it do? It’s me, Dan, here to break the news ’bout dem Cali spotted owls. Colloquially know as the “California Golds,” these majestic little creatures were recently facing a bit of a problem. You see, there’s a number of illegal cannabis crops popping up across the state, and these are proving to be a real danger to our feathered friends.

For starters, Cali’s spotted owls don’t especialy like having people around. It’s a known fact that they hafta keep their distance when folks are present, so when dey got illegal grow sites in their territory it ain’t … Read more “Californy Spotted Owls Facing Danger from Illicit Cannabis Crops”

Yo, what’s up fam?! Dan here. I got a quick schoolin’ lesson for all the newbs out there lookin’ to get their feet wet in the weed harvestin’ game. Harvestin’ is an important part of the cannabis industry and it requires a special set of skills and know-how. This guide will show you the basics of marijuana processin’ so you can reap the rewards of this lucrative and rewarding activity.

First things first, you gotta know the fundamentals of ganja harvestin’. It’s important to understand the process from seed to finished product. Cannabis seeds or clones grow into bud-bearin’ plants … Read more “Harvestin’ Cannabis 101 for Newbs”

Yo, whaddup, my peeps? Dan here to tell y’all ’bout this crazy-fire strain called Pure Indica. If you’ve been smokin’ on this stuff, you know it ain’t for the faint of heart. Not only does it pack a serious punch, but its flavor profile is off da hook.

This Indica-dominant strain is available from ILGM, one of the leading seed banks based in America. As ya might guess from this strain’s name, these genetics are pure indica similar to Afghani and Hindu Kush strains, so you know it’s gonna hit ya like a ton of bricks. Originally bred in California, … Read more “Pure Indica Strain Report”