Yo, what’s good? My name is Dan, and I’m here to tell you about Jock Horror. You know that famous strain Jack Herer? Well, Jock Horror is like the horror version of that. No one knows why they slapped the “horror” on there, but one thing’s for sure: it’ll jack you up real good.
So, Jock Horror was created by Sensi Seeds and is named after a homie in the cannabis community. It’s got some pretty dope genetics – Northern Lights, Haze, and Skunk No. 1. Those are all legendary strains, and have been used to make countless other hybrids.
From what we can gather, Jock Horror seems to be a phenotype of Jack Herer. They’re both Sativa dominant, but Jock Horror’s effects hit a lil different.
Jock Horror is no joke, my friends. It can get up to 24% THC, making it one of the strongest strains out there. You gotta be careful with this stuff and never underestimate it.
After a few hits, you’ll feel a rush of cerebral high that’ll make you wanna act a lil cray. But don’t worry, it’s all good vibes. You’ll feel hella euphoric and sociable. Your creative juices will start flowing too, so get ready for some mad ideas and thoughts.
The physical effects are pretty chill too. Your muscles will relax, and you’ll feel at peace with yourself. You can get shiz done while feeling relaxed – it’s the best of both worlds.
But here’s the kicker: after a while, you’ll get hungry as f*ck. Like seriously, you’ll want some munchies ASAP.
Jock Horror smells like Mother Nature herself. Think wildflowers and earthy goodness with a hint of floral.
Take a hit of Jock Horror and you’ll taste honey sweetness mixed with spicy nuts and berries. It’s like cereal but better.
Like any weed strain, Jock Horror has its downsides. The most common ones are dry mouth and eyes – stay hydrated y’all!
Some people might also feel a bit dizzy or anxious if they smoke too much. So please start small if it’s your first time with Jock Horror.
Jock Horror is great for people who suffer from depression or stress. Its ability to raise your spirits and induce euphoria is amazing. It won’t cure your problems, but it’ll help ease the pain.
It’s also an appetite stimulant, so if you struggle with eating disorders or lack of appetite, Jock Horror can help.
Jock Horror isn’t hard to grow but does require some experience. It grows up to 10 feet tall outside and thrives in Mediterranean climates.
If you want to maximize its potential yield, try using hydroponics indoors and top it early to keep it short. Its flowering time indoors is around 9-11 weeks and outdoors around mid to late October.
In conclusion, Jock Horror will jack you up real good with its intense euphoric high. It’s perfect for chilling out or getting work done while feeling relaxed. Just be careful not to underestimate its potency!