Yo, what up fam? It’s your boy Dan coming at you with the rundown on the Stormtrooper cannabis strain. This sh*t is no joke, so you best be ready before you light up.
First things first, get yourself a comfy pillow and clear your schedule cause this strain will knock you out. It’s got some serious potency with high THC levels that’ll have you feeling spaced out and dreamy.
In terms of flavors, you’re looking at a combo of butter, diesel, hash, herb, and sour. This strain is perfect for those dealing with anxiety, chronic pain, cramping, depression, inflammation, lack of appetite, migraines, sleep issues, and stress.
But let me tell you, this sh*t isn’t easy to grow. It’s not commonly grown so your best bet is to find a cutting if you can. Keep it well-trimmed and make sure it gets plenty of sunlight to increase your yield.
If you’re a fan of Star Wars (who isn’t?), then you know all about stormtroopers. These white-armored tools of the Empire are as fundamental to the franchise as lightsabers. But have you ever wondered why they have such bad aim? Maybe they’re puffin’ on some Stormtrooper strain in a galaxy far, far away.
This strain comes from Infinite Wellness Center in Lakewood and is named after its intense THC concentration and its lineage from other Star Wars-related strains like Jedi 41 and Crystal Storm. It’s an indica-leaning hybrid that’ll leave you feeling spaced out and lazy for hours.
When you smoke Stormtrooper, everything around you will feel distant and ethereal. You won’t be sure if you’re standing, flying or floating but you’ll definitely be locked to the nearest comfortable surface because of its strong couch-lock effects. After a few hours of cerebral high, you’ll fall into a deep slumber from which you won’t be waking up anytime soon.
The buds of this strain are compact and shaped like a stormtrooper’s helmet. They’re dark green with white trichomes coating the surface and bright orange trichomes underneath. It’s a beautiful sight to behold, but it’s not easy to grow.
The Stormtrooper strain is perfect for those battling insomnia or stress. It’ll make you feel incapable of being woken up and will suppress any negative thoughts or feelings. Those with chronic pain might also find relief from their continuous pain.
But beware, too much of this sh*t can lead to some serious side effects. You might experience dry eyes and dry mouth, so make sure you have plenty of water on hand. Overuse can also lead to feelings of paranoia and heightened anxiety. The psychedelic effects it creates after smoking too much can be pretty disorienting if you’re not used to it.
Overall, the Stormtrooper strain is not for the faint of heart. It’s got some serious potency that’ll knock you out or elevate you to never before seen levels of intensity. So, if you’re ready for an otherworldly experience in a galaxy far, far away, then go ahead and give it a try. Just make sure you know your limits and take care when smoking it.