Dan

Yo, peeps! Check it out, ’cause the game is changing for the big dogs in the online cannabis world. I’m talkin’ about Weedmaps and Leafly. We all know these giants hold it down in the cannabis industry, but with Google Maps now gettin’ in on the dispensary and review game, things ain’t lookin’ too good for our OGs. Weedmaps and Leafly are takin’ hits to their organic search traffic, and that ain’t a good sign for their future in the game.

So, let’s break it down. In the third quarter of 2023, Weedmaps’ parent company, WM Technology Inc., reported a … Read more “Da Goog Maps Effect Hittin’ da Weed Game – Weedmaps and Leafly Gettin’ Rekt fo’ Stoners?”

Yo, peeps! It’s ya boy, Dan, coming atcha with some knowledge about surviving the holiday season. Now, we all know this time of year is filled with mad excitement and fun, but it can also be hella tough on the mind and body. You feel me? The holiday grub is usually packed with calories that’ll make your taste buds go wild, but they can also slow down digestion, cause acid reflux, bloating, and make your bowels all sluggish. Ain’t nobody got time for that, right? Plus, we all get a bit stressed with the extra stuff on our to-do list. … Read more “How CBD Can Chillax Yo Holiday Stress”

Yo, peeps! Check this out, there’s this lady named Melinda Van Veldhuizen from Texas who went on a cruise recently and got hit with a lifetime ban. Why, you may ask? Well, she had the audacity to bring some CBD gummies on board. Can you believe that? Let me break it down for y’all.

So, Melinda’s a regular cruiser, and she’s been on so many trips that she even gets priority boarding now. Her most recent voyage was supposed to be a celebration of her 21st wedding anniversary and her son’s senior year of high school. They were gonna hit … Read more “Texas Homie Gets Perma-Banned for Rollin’ CBD Snooze Gummies on Carnival Cruise Line”

Yo, listen up y’all! Dis here article gonna give you da lowdown on da history and cultivation of da legendary Berner’s Cookies strain. Dis strain be da brainchild of Berner, a pioneer in da cannabis industry. He be da man behind da famous Cookies brand dat be known for its fire weed strains.

Now, Berner didn’t just stop at creating Girl Scout Cookies (GSC), he took it to a whole ‘nother level. He went through hundreds of phenotypes of GSC until he found one dat he believed was da best of da best. And dat’s when Berner’s Cookies was born.… Read more “Where da best place to cop dem REAL Berner’s Cookies Seeds?”

Yo, what’s poppin’ Texas? Let me break it down for y’all. The Texas Department of Public Safety (DPS) announced that they’re accepting applications for new licenses under the Compassionate Use Program (CUP) for dispensaries. So, if you’re tryna get in on that medical cannabis game, now’s your chance.

Here’s the deal: if you already applied for a cannabis retail license, you can reapply using the updated application form. And guess what? The DPS is waiving the application fees for those who are reapplying. That’s what I call a sweet deal, my friends.

Now, the DPS hasn’t given us the exact … Read more “Is Texas About to Get Legit with Delta-8 THC? – Over 130 Med Mary Jane Licenses on the Table!”

Yo, check it out. Two dudes named Jose Antonio Alvarez and Omar Rojo are about to do some hard time for an attempted cannabis heist that ended with a homie gettin’ smoked.

According to the Bay Area News Group, both Alvarez and Rojo, who are 25 years old, pleaded no contest to voluntary manslaughter and got sentenced in October. These fools got hit with a solid 16 years behind bars.

Now, let me break it down for ya. These two originally got charged with murder and robbery for killin’ this 25-year-old dude named Jaime Valdovinos. This all went down back … Read more “Two Homies Get 16-Year Bid for Deadly Ganja Jack in the O-Town”

Yo, listen up! I wanna talk about some serious stuff today. We all know that cancer is a real bummer, right? But did you know that pancreatic cancer is one of the toughest to beat? Yeah, it’s no joke. The survival rates for this type of cancer are hella low. Like, we’re talking only 20% surviving for one year and less than seven percent making it to five years. That’s rough, man.

But hold up, there might be a glimmer of hope on the horizon. Some research has shown that a combo of chemotherapy and CBD treatments could be a … Read more “Pancreatic Cancer, Chemo, and CBD: What’s the Hype, Fam?”

Yo, peep this. Legalizing hemp had a major impact on how we view cannabis, mainly ’cause it defined what the hell hemp really is. See, even though hemp and cannabis come from the same plant family, the 2018 Farm Bill came through with a strict rule to tell ’em apart. They said if a plant has less than 0.3% THC, then it’s officially hemp and legal. But if it’s got more than that, it’s straight up illegal, fam.

Cannabis.net was on top of this game from way back in August 2022 with an article called “Under 0.3% THC by Net … Read more “How We End Up in This D8, D9, Legit, No-Good, Legit, No-Good Clusterf***?”

Yo, what’s up? I’m here to talk about Blue Dream seeds, ya feel me? Now, the background of these seeds is a bit hazy, but we know that DJ Short, a legendary cannabis breeder, took the original Blue Dream strain and made it into what we know and love today.

So, imagine yourself in the Redwood Forests of Cali, where these Blue Dream strain seeds were born. DJ Short crossed his famous Blueberry strain with some Haze to create this sativa-dominant hybrid that’s loved by stoners all over the world.

Nowadays, you can find Blue Dream seeds for sale at … Read more “Whurr’s da best place ta cop dem Blue Dream Seeds online?”

Yo, what’s up y’all? My name is Dan and I’m here to talk about the dope-ass strain known as Panama Red. This shit is straight fire, let me tell you. But before we get into it, let’s talk about the background of this bomb-ass strain.

Back in the day, before the cannabis industry blew up, people all around the world were puffin’ on that indigenous weed. They used it for all kinds of reasons, like healing, spirituality, and just havin’ a good time. But then these breeders got involved and started mixin’ different strains together to create hybrids. These hybrids … Read more “Where da best place to cop dem Panama Red Seeds online at?”