Agent Orange Strain Reviews 2023 – [All the Juice You Gotta Be Hip to]

Yo, yo, do you got a mad craving for something sweet? Well, let me put you on to the Agent Orange Cannabis Strain. This strain is straight-up one of the sweetest strains out there, no cap. As soon as you take a whiff and taste it, you gonna be hit with that sugary goodness.

Check it, this strain is a Sativa dominant strain, which means it gonna straight-up get rid of all that stress and worry clouding your mind once you smoke it. It perfect for all you newbies stepping into the world of marijuana. Don’t worry, it ain’t gonna overwhelm you or turn you into a couch potato. Nah, this strain gonna keep you lifted and functional.

Now, let me tell you ’bout its parents. This dank strain was created by mixing Orange Velvet and Jack the Ripper. Both of these strains known for their fresh aromas. You know this Agent Orange Cannabis Strain gonna smell bomb.

The mastermind behind this strain is none other than Subcool. These guys are straight-up legends in the marijuana game. They know their stuff when it comes to breeding and researching.

Now let’s talk about growing this bad boy. I ain’t gonna lie, it ain’t the easiest strain to grow. You gonna have to put in some work, fam. It ain’t resistant to pests and diseases, so you gotta be extra careful when nurturing it. And don’t forget about trimming and pruning. If you just let this strain grow wild, it gonna turn into a straight-up tree. Keep it in check by giving it regular trims so it don’t go crazy big.

When it comes to temperature, this strain likes it between 68 and 80 Fahrenheit. So make sure you create a warm environment if you growing it outdoors.

If you growing this strain indoors, make sure you invest in some top-notch LED grow lights. Trust me, it makes all the difference. Get a light that has a full spectrum with UV and IR bands. It gonna make sure your plant flourishes. It gonna take around 8 to 9 weeks for this strain to flower indoors, and you can expect a harvest of around 16 ounces per square meter. That’s a solid yield, my friend.

Now, if you growing this strain outdoors, be prepared for some challenges. You gonna need the perfect climate for it to thrive, and you gotta protect it from pests and bugs. But if you do it right, you can get a harvest of around 19 ounces per plant. That’s no joke. Harvest time usually goes down in October.

Now let’s talk about the medical benefits of this strain. This ain’t just any regular weed, it got some legit healing properties. The Sativa qualities gonna make all your worries disappear and give you a mad relaxation both in your mind and body. If you dealing with chemotherapy and suffering from nausea and eating disorders, this strain gonna come through for you and bring back your appetite. Even if you ain’t got no ailments, this strain gonna give you the munchies. So make sure you got all your favorite snacks on deck.

And let me tell you ’bout the effects of this strain. First off, it gonna hit you with a rush of happiness and energy. You gonna be grinning from ear to ear for no reason at all. It perfect for anyone feeling down or dealing with depression. And as the high mellows out, you gonna feel straight-up relaxed and euphoric. It gonna lift your spirits up and make you forget about all your struggles.

This strain also known for its ability to boost creativity. Your imagination gonna run wild once you start feeling the effects. And here’s the best part, it ain’t gonna make you lazy or tired like some other strains out there. The breeders did their thing and removed all those negative effects. This one a must-try, my friend.

When it comes to the smell and taste, this strain gonna blow your mind. As soon as you open that pack of buds, the whole room gonna be filled with its unique aroma. The scent gonna stick around even after you stash away the weed. It smells like a mix of cheese and citrus with a hint of sweetness. Sounds complex, but it’s straight-up delicious. And the taste matches the smell. You gonna get hit with citrusy sweetness and undertones of cheese. The aftertaste gonna have hints of herbal and tangy orange.

So there you have it, the Agent Orange Cannabis Strain in all its glory. If you wanna try this dank strain, hit up ILGM seed bank and cop some seeds. Get ready for a sweet and uplifting experience, my friend.