The Lit Vibes of Scoring Dank in a Foreign Hood

Yo, listen up! Let me tell you about the absolute magic of being on vacation with some good ol’ Mary Jane. Picture this: you’re standing on some foreign beach, gazing at the bluest water you’ve ever seen, and you’ve got a fat joint in your hand. Man, that feeling is straight-up otherworldly!

But here’s the thing, my homies. Finding weed when you’re traveling internationally ain’t no walk in the park. It’s not like in the US where you can just post an Instagram story asking for a hookup and have someone hit you up in minutes. Nah, abroad, you’re on your own.

So how do you find that sticky icky when you’re in a foreign land? Well, you gotta rely on the eye test and the smell test, my friends. The eye test is all about stereotyping someone based on their appearance. You see someone who looks like they smoke weed, and you make a move. The smell test is even simpler. You follow your nose and track down that sweet aroma of ganja like Tom and Jerry chasing after freshly baked pies.

Now let me tell you about my experiences finding weed in different countries. I’ve smoked up in Germany, Croatia, and Monaco. In Monaco, I lucked out because I had a local friend who knew a guy that hooked us up with some bud. Same thing happened in Croatia. But let me tell you about Germany, man. We were on a press trip, me and my crew, and we were expecting our hosts to have some weed for us. But nope, they let us down. We were left high and dry (pun intended).

So there we were, a bunch of weed lovers with no weed in sight. We ended up at a pub drowning our sorrows in beers (gross!), when suddenly this dude with dreads walks in. Now, as a fellow dread-head, I knew this guy had the potential to be our savior. So I approached him, asking if he knew where we could score some weed. And guess what? Homeboy had some in his pocket! He even offered to step outside and blaze up with us. Instant friendship, my friends. He even promised to hook us up with a connect later on, but unfortunately, that fell through. Still, he shared some of his personal stash with us, and we were grateful as hell.

There’s something so damn beautiful about smoking weed in places where it’s not supposed to be. Like in Germany, where it’s legal now, but there weren’t dispensaries on every corner like in Cali or Washington. Or in Monaco, where weed is so illegal that a lady scolded us for smoking in public. And don’t even get me started on Croatia. Lighting up a joint in these places gave us that same thrill of hunting down weed back in the day when we had to meet sketchy dealers in Walmart parking lots at the crack of dawn.

Smoking weed while you’re traveling unlocks a whole new level of relaxation and bliss. It helps you live in the moment and forget about all your worries. Man, those were our moments to cherish and appreciate. Moments that many people who look like me or come from similar backgrounds may never get to experience. It’s hard to fully grasp that when you’re constantly searching for your next high.

But when you finally find that sweet Mary Jane? Oh man, it’s like heaven on earth. And let me tell you, part of the joy is experiencing how people smoke weed in different countries. In the States, we can be picky about our strains because there’s a dispensary around every corner. But overseas? You take what you can get and thank the universe for the opportunity.

So yeah, maybe the quality isn’t top-notch and the selection isn’t as vast as what we’re used to. But that’s what makes it interesting, my friends. In Germany, I had no idea what strain we were smoking, but in Monaco and Croatia, it was definitely some Jack Herer. Now, I’m not the biggest fan of Jack, but damn, recognizing that strain made me feel connected to the culture and vibes of those countries. It’s all about the experience, man.

At the end of the day, finding weed in a foreign country is one hell of a challenge. But when you finally do find it, the happiness and satisfaction are indescribable. Trust me on this one. Every beautiful moment becomes even more incredible when you’re high. As Wiz Khalifa once said, “everything’s better when you’re high.” And that’s especially true when you’re exploring new worlds and having mind-blowing experiences.

So next time you’re on vacation, don’t forget to bring a little something-something with you. It’ll take your trip to a whole new level of awesomeness. Stay lifted, my friends!