Top 10 Fire Shorties: The Best Mini Mary Jane Strains

Top 10 Fire Shorties: The Best Mini Mary Jane Strains

Yo, grow warriors! It’s your boy Dan here to hook you up with the top 10 fire shorties: the best mini Mary Jane strains you can find at ILGM. Trust me, these bud babies are the real deal when it comes to getting high AF.

#1. Northern Lights Auto

This shorty is an auto-flowering type that could hit you hard and fast, just like a punch from Mike Tyson. It only takes 8-9 weeks from seed to harvest, which makes it an ideal choice for impatient growers. Expect buds with that frosty look and feel, and a THC content of up to 18%. This strain is a heavy hitter, so make sure you’re ready for the ride.

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#2. White Widow Auto

If you’re looking for a strain that could kick your ass like Chuck Norris, then White Widow Auto is your go-to. This shorty is also an auto-flowering type that only takes 8-9 weeks to finish. Its buds are dense and covered in trichomes, with a THC content of up to 20%. Get ready for a cerebral high that could leave you in a state of euphoria.

#3. Amnesia Haze Auto

As the name implies, this shorty could make you forget about everything else except how high you’re feeling. Amnesia Haze Auto is also an auto-flowering type that only takes 11-12 weeks from seed to harvest. Its buds are dense, sticky, and fragrant, with a THC content of up to 22%. This strain could give you a trippy high that’s perfect for creative activities.

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#4. Girl Scout Cookies Extreme Auto

This shorty is not for the faint-hearted. Girl Scout Cookies Extreme Auto is an auto-flowering type that could knock you out like Floyd Mayweather. It takes 10-11 weeks from seed to harvest and produces buds that are thick, resinous, and sweet-smelling. Its THC content could go up to 28%, which makes it one of the strongest strains out there.

#5. Gorilla Glue Auto

If you’re looking for a strain that could glue you to your couch like superglue, then Gorilla Glue Auto is your jam. This shorty is an auto-flowering type that only takes 8-9 weeks to finish. Its buds are dense, sticky, and pungent, with a THC content of up to 24%. This strain could give you a body buzz that’s perfect for relaxation.

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#6. Blue Dream Auto

This shorty is like a dream come true for those who love fruity and floral aromas. Blue Dream Auto is an auto-flowering type that takes 9-10 weeks from seed to harvest. Its buds are fluffy, light green, and covered in orange hairs, with a THC content of up to 20%. This strain could give you a balanced high that’s perfect for socializing.

#7. AK-47 Auto

This shorty could hit you like a bullet from an AK-47 rifle. AK-47 Auto is an auto-flowering type that only takes 8-9 weeks to finish. Its buds are dense, resinous, and spicy-sweet in aroma, with a THC content of up to 20%. This strain could give you a potent high that’s perfect for chilling out with your homies.

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#8. Pineapple Express Auto

This shorty is like taking a ride on the Pineapple Express train straight to flavor town. Pineapple Express Auto is an auto-flowering type that takes 9-10 weeks from seed to harvest. Its buds are dense, sticky, and smell like pineapples and mangoes, with a THC content of up to 20%. This strain could give you a happy high that’s perfect for enjoying the moment.

#9. Sour Diesel Auto

This shorty is like drinking gasoline but in a good way (if there’s such a thing). Sour Diesel Auto is an auto-flowering type that only takes 9-10 weeks to finish. Its buds are dense, resinous, and smell like diesel fuel mixed with lemons, with a THC content of up to 20%. This strain could give you a clear-headed high that’s perfect for being productive.

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#10. OG Kush Auto

Last but definitely not least is OG Kush Auto – one of the most legendary strains of all time. This shorty is an auto-flowering type that takes 8-9 weeks from seed to harvest. Its buds are dense, resinous, and smell like pine and earthy spices, with a THC content of up to 22%. This strain could give you a relaxing high that’s perfect for unwinding after a long day.

So there you have it – the top 10 fire shorties: the best mini Mary Jane strains available at ILGM. Whether you’re growing for personal use or for selling purposes (wink wink), these strains could satisfy your cravings for some dank bud without taking too much space or time to cultivate.

Remember – always grow responsibly and share the love with those who deserve it (or those who would pay top dollar for it). Peace out!

2 thoughts on “Top 10 Fire Shorties: The Best Mini Mary Jane Strains”

  1. Yo dis list lookin real nice fam, I got my eye on dat one strain yall talkin bout. Ain’t nothin like a good mini Mary Jane to keep it chill. Can’t wait to try em out!

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  2. Yo dis list got all da fire shorties, no doubt. I be lovin dem mini Mary Janes, dey hit different for real. Good to see folks shoutin out da best ones. Keep it comin!

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