The Quickest Way to Dry Dat Weed

Ayo, what’s good y’all? It’s ya boy Dan, and today we ’bout to chop it up ‘bout how to get dat weed dried up quick, ya feel me? I’m talkin’ ‘bout 30 minutes to 2 hours max. Ain’t nobody got time to be waitin’ forever, especially when you got them fresh buds from ya plants just chillin’, ready to smoke. I ain’t tryna run out before my next harvest, ya dig?

Listen, I been in that struggle when I lost a mother plant and had to start fresh from seed. That adds mad time to the game, and we all know it’s a long wait till you can puff on some good green again. And let’s keep it real, there ain’t nothin’ worse than tryin’ to smoke a wet bud. Well, maybe there’s worse stuff, but you know what I’m sayin’.

Forget The Microwave and Oven

Now, I tried heatin’ up my weed in the microwave and oven, but lemme tell you, that ain’t the move. Those methods just don’t cut it right. If you wanna dry some buds like the ones you see in that dope pic, the best way is to use an oil-filled heater. Them heaters are lightweight, easy to move around, and get hot real quick. In about 45 to 90 minutes, you gon’ have them buds dry enough to roll up if you want. I know 45 to 90 minutes sound long, but trust me, it’s better than any other method I’ve tried. And I been through a lot.

Gettin’ It Right With Cured Buds

Now, this method works best for weed that’s already been cured. If your bud crumble too much and ain’t rollin’ right, put it on that heater for about 10 minutes. Just like that, it’ll be crumblin’ perfectly for rollin’ that joint. Check out the second photo of the bud after chillin’ on the heater for 10 minutes. It’s lookin’ real nice, ain’t it?

How to Do It

Alright, let’s get into how you do this. First off, lay down a sheet of white copy paper on the heater. Or if you don’t got that, a paper plate will work too (just make sure it’s paper, not foam or none of that). Cut your trimmed nuggets off the stem and place ‘em down on the paper. Then grab another sheet of white copy paper and put that on top. Finish it off with a newspaper or some type of magazine as the final layer. If you got a local paper, that’s perfect.

Heat It Up

Turn the heater on high and let it do its thing. You ain’t gonna be waitin’ long before them buds are ready to roll. But yo, I gotta give you a heads up: don’t forget about your buds! If you lose track, they gon’ end up drier than your grandma’s turkey on Thanksgiving.

Let’s Hear Your Thoughts!

I’m here for the community and wanna hear from y’all. Got any opinions? Questions? Drop ‘em in the comments below, and I promise to answer ASAP. We all in this together, so let’s help each other out in this weed game.

Thanks for stoppin’ by, and happy drying, my friends!