My three year old’s first joke

After Thanksgiving dinner, my three year old son climbed up on a chair to watch me slice a piece of pumpkin pie.

“Whatcha doing?”

“Getting ready to eat some pumpkin pie.”

A wonderful gleam appeared in his eye and he almost couldn’t contain his joy.

“Don’t eat me!”

“Why on earth would I eat you?”

“Because I’m a pumpkin and you’re eating a pumpkin in your pie!”

What a sweet little pumpkin he is, too. Or, as I am prone to say, he is my sweet little pumpkin pie with whipped cream and a touch of nutmeg on top.

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My heart is breaking

Correction…the hearing is not about the landlord, but about the situation with her children. I hope all went well as it is now almost Tuesday. It is all in the Lord’s hands, I suppose, but sometimes that is more comforting than others. Is that not a very Christian thing to say? I don’t know, but I know from dealing with families in crisis, there are a host of verses and sayings that can evoke rather angered responses…one of them being that one and another being the constant quoting of Romans 8:28. It isn’t that those things aren’t true…but somehow they seem to work better in preparation and in hindsight. Not so well in the crisis, at least for some.

For those of you who do not already know her, Jodi blogs over at The Opinions and Legalish Ramblings of an Attorney-At-Heart. She has had ongoing difficulty with her landlord who continually (and illegally) turns off her utilities. That isn’t just her take. The judge has ruled in her favor and Jodi believes her landlord will be held in contempt of court for ignoring the judge’s injunction. A formal hearing is set for tomorrow (Monday).

As if that weren’t bad enough, CPS has now gotten involved. I won’t get into the details without knowing for sure how much she wishes to divulge, but the case is heartbreaking. She could really use your prayers.

CPS is a strange monster. We hear continually of false reports (some research indicates that only about 2% of all reports are knowingly false, intended to harass the accused, but this still accounts for tens of thousands of false allegations). And then there are those that aren’t intended as harassment but people don’t take the time to knock on their neighbors door and get to know the family. I think this is where a lot of the harassment of homeschooling families comes from…ignorance rather than belligerence.

Here in Nebraska, we have had a recent increase in child-abuse related deaths. From 1998 – 2003, 21 children died at the hands of abusers…with 10 cases occurring in 2003. CPS had received prior reports on nine of these cases, and had received multiple reports on some. In fact, in about 39% of child murder cases, CPS had received prior reports and failed to protect the child.

And yet they have time to intervene in the case of a family that is already in the courts trying to solve the problem that CPS is concerned with, namely the lack of utilities, which is not due to parental neglect. There are all sorts of alternative measures…I’m not big into social programs, but they exist. And really….who is guilty of child endangerment? I’d say the landlord who is guilty of illegally turning off the utilities, in direct defiance of a court order.

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Magnum Opus

At the end of Charlotte’s Web, by E.B. White, Wilbur looks up at his eight-legged friend and notices her holding something protectively between her forelegs. “It is my egg sac,” she explains, “My magnum opus; my great work.” It is made of her strongest material and is waterproof. Despite the “miracle of the web,” which drew large crowds and ultimately saved her friend’s life, she compares this seemingly mundane task of egg laying to a great masterpiece.

In our world today, it is easy to become distracted from our “magnum opus,” our great work. The world offers wealth, recognition and idle pleasure…pursuits which often receive more social approbation than the daily tasks of child-rearing. Sometimes we act as if our children are in the way or are yet another task to accomplish.

In Genesis 4:1, Eve holds her first born son and says, “With the help of the Lord, I have created a man.” Three times now, I have held my newborn baby with wonder and amazement at this tiny miracle created in me and entrusted to me. As many of you know, we are again experiencing this miracle that is looked down upon so many in our culture. With the help of the Lord, I will bring forth four men and women faithful to the Lord.

What strong materials do we have to raise our children? Most important I think are prayer, diligence and our own example. Through prayer, we can focus our priorities and remind ourselves of “the big picture,” asking for and receiving the Lord’s guidance along the way. Diligence helps us keep going, even when our children are acting up and we seem to be fighting an uphill battle. As we learn to lead by example, our children will learn to follow in the paths we help them set. These materials are strong…and waterproof in that they help protect them against the influences of our culture without attempting to control our children.

For further encouragement on the homeschooling journey, check out my article, Declaring His Power to the Next Generation, appearing as a three part series on Crosswalk.

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My daughter seems a little confused.

I’m not quite sure how I’ve managed it, but I seem to have messed up my 17 month old. She comes to me with her arms up wanting to be picked up and says, “Down! Down!”

No amount of repeating, “Up” is doing any good. She just keeps insisting she wants down.

It started witha the high chair. When she is done, she says, “Down.” Somehow, she has associated the resulting action of being picked up in order to be put down with the word down.

So now what?

Hmmm…My Two Cents on “No Greater Joy.”

Oh, joy. Homeschoolblogger has been boycotted. I can’t decide what to think of this little escapade. Ambivalent is a good term…”characterized by a mixture of opposite feelings or attitudes.” That is not me on most issues, but it is on this one.

It started with the murder of a child. The mother used materials from the Pearl’s minsitry, No Greater Joy. I’ve not read their books, although people keep recommending them to me. I have, however, read a great deal of their website. I do not support the Pearl’s ministry. Large portions of it make me uncomfortable. Their doctrine of faith makes no sense. Secondary issues are brought to the forefront. The scripture citations they include at the end of each point have nothing to do with the doctrinal stances they line out. I know because I looked up every single one. The review Spunky posted on Created to Be His Help Meet seems very well-done and thought out to me. No one so far has been able to calmly tell me where she errs in her assessment. They mostly seem to lump her in with some group of radical feminists who are willing to stretch anything to be against this book. That is purely anecdotal (you’ll see why I point that out if you keep reading) and proves nothing. But I cannot seem to find a reasoned defense not grounded in personal emotion and connection to this particular ministry rather than to the bible itself.

***I am editing this slightly because the above statement is an unfair representation based on obly a few discussions. I read and appreciate views from several people who have at one time or another mentioned how positively the Pearls’ ministry has affected them. They have never engaged in such attacks and they have such loving, Christ-like personalities it is hard for me to imagine they would. They have been very diplomatic in their dealings and I have the utmost respect for them. I am also not in any sort of debate forum with them and find it inappropriate to go around looking for an argument. I would, however, appreciate a calm, friendly discussion of the issues raised with fellow believers.***

Their writing is unclear, imprecise and leads easily to confusion. They are not careful about their word choice, and it does not seem there is a great deal of attention paid to definitions. The ministry seems to stand on its definition of discipline.

The first level of discipline is reproof. You can chasten your children with your words, but as we have already pointed out, words that are not backed up with constraining force are nothing more than empty suggestions—personal opinions to be rejected or obeyed as the child pleases.

But all discipline means is “to learn.” That is where we get the term “disciple” from. Jesus did not go about whipping them in order to educate them. We are disciples of Christ because we learn from him. We discipline our children becaue we want them to learn. According to Webster’s 1828 dicitonary, the first definition of discipline is “Education; instruction; cultivation and improvement…” Corporal punishment is not mentioned until definition number five…and that in a day when “the strap” was readily acceptable. The common definition of discipline refers more closely to our daily walk with our child…the modeling, instruction and guidance we give them…than it does to our correction of them. Correction is a necessary part of parenting, but it is not the central idea of discipline.

Discipline starts with a godly example and loving instruction. It does not start with the first correction of misbehavior. I appreciate that the Pearl’s do outline that good parenting begins with the parent’s relationship with their child. They do point out that without that relationship, the parent cannot deliver consequences effectively and that in such a situation, the parent should not resort to corporal punishment because it will only result in anger and rebellion in the child.

Yes, the rod is mentioned. Back in the Old Testament in Proverbs. I’m not one to pick and choose which verses I wish to follow, but we are also told in the Torah that so long as a servant gets up after a day or two and can walk after a sound thrashing, all is well. I am not against spanking per se. The problem with it is that most people deliver spankings in anger, something No Greater Joy does caution against. If you are angry, you need to calm down first. At one point, they also recommend striking yourself first to make sure that your swat is under control. This, too, is sound advice. For any consequence. A parent who is in the habit of threatening eternal groundings is no more effective than the parent who delivers spankings out of anger.

The biblical example also uses this “rod” for a consequence for wrongdoing. The Pearls’ use of the rod also lines out its use in training. What is that? “Training is what you do in the moments when all is well and you take time out to condition them to obedience.” Although it is termed “training,” and we are assured this is not “punishment,” I see know justification for laying pitfalls before our children and lying in wait for them so that we can swat them with our pipe. Nor do I view child rearing as “conditioning.” That is what the public schools are for.

I prefer to view the rod in the sense David uses it in Psalms…thy rod and thy staff comfort me. It is not the imminent threat of a physical beating that is comforting David. It is the shepherd’s rod, used to guide the sheep back into the fold. It was not used to strike the sheep, but to guide them gently. Even if we go with the model of the rod for spanking (if I remember correctly, Dr. Dobson also recommends reseving the hand for loving touch rather than spanking), it is quite a leap from this to stashing plumbing pipes in every corner and hanging one about your neck because its ubiquitous presence will keep your children in line.

And then to tell me, “If you do not see the wisdom in what I have said, and you reject these concepts, you are not fit to be a parent. I pity your children. They will never experience the freedom of soul and conscience that mine do.”

There is a decided misuse of anecdotes in the writing I have seen so far. Anecdotes should be used to illustrate a point, not prove it. Some citation of scripture or independent studies needs to be offered. Anecdotal evidence alone proves nothing. To see this you have to read more of the site than I am prepared to quote here. I personally always question when universal conclusions and applications are drawn based on anecdotes…and not even ones that I can verify independently. I am not accusing the Pearls of making these up, but I would like to see more careful research than some excerpts of letters chosen for publication.

They frequently engage in attacks against their opposition which I find unprofessional to say the least. When fellow Christians challenge their methods, we are told, “Church friends who have noses longer than the pews on which they perch can cause a world of trouble.” This and other comments regarding in-laws and possible “outsiders” who criticize disciplinary measures bother me deeply. Yes, there are a lot of nosy people out there, but the bible clearly states we are to be submissive to one another AS CLEARLY as it states the verses No Greater Joy quotes in defense of the rod.

But then, the Pearls did not murder this child. The mother who committed this crime may have used the materials when she chose her implements of torture, as evidenced by the pipes found around the ho
use and the bruises on the surviving children. But she did not follow the cautionary warnings, either. Also from their website:

Some parents spank their children too hard, though most do not spank them hard enough at times. The severity should be scaled to the offense and the moment. If it is training, sometimes it doesn’t even need to hurt. A rolled up newspaper that makes a lot of noise can be extremely effective to gain an immediate response. Obviously, if you ever need to punish, the spanking will have to be more painful. The painfulness is not as important as consistency. Certainty and swiftness will eliminate the need for severity.

Your own heart tells you not to do bodily harm to your children. Be calm and patient, and your reason will have time to prevail.

If you are motivated by anger, wait until you calm down. Put the child in a room to wait until you are motivated by your head, not you anger.

If ALL the advice had been followed, this child may have been swatted several times with a piece of plumbing, but it certainly would not have lead to death.

This is where I’m ambiguous on this whole thing. I do not support the Pearls ministry. I believe it to be founded on false principles. I believe that for teachers in the Word, there needs to be much greater care taken in expression, word choice, scripture interpretation and how those who disagree with them are discussed. I therefore have a hard time coming to the defense of HSB or anyone else siding with them. But then, an honest reading of the entirity of their site rather than just some pulled quotes does clearly show that they would not advocate the kind of parenting abuse in this case.

So, that’s where I stand, I guess. Firmly wishy-washy. Not going to ban HSB, any time soon. And most of the links in my sidebar will still lead you there because that is where the majority of my posting is and this double posting stuff is too tedious. I don’t think I’m going to back track and post old stuff anymore, but I may post current stuff here.

I have no greater joy than to hear that my children walk in truth. Beloved, thou doest faithfully whatsoever thou doest to the brethren, and to strangers; Which have borne witness of thy charity before the church: whom if thou bring forward on their journey after a godly sort, thou shalt do well: Because that for his name’s sake they went forth, taking nothing of the Gentiles.
3John 1:4